"I asked you to fix the broken cart, not…oh, nevermind."
this is the serious training she was talking about
Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.
”And next time I see this dog I expect it to be a model citizen. Capiche?”
;_; They’re so adorable dammit.
‘Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’ ‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected. ‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interrupting bastard. ‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. ‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’ I was kind of crying by then.
Okay dude she’s like the Yang to my Yin, the anime hair to my Japan, and some other cliche overused comparison. Like she’s the weirdest combo ever. She’s like my best friend ever, my soulmate, my love. She laughs at the dumbest shit and I make the dumbest jokes and she’s so cool and short and her eyes are really big and she’s oblivious (I stared at her for like 10 minutes and she didn’t notice) but she’s just eroglijwl;gjre;lkghjrewlgkjre;gk
oh my gosh I love you <3
you know she did tho